Monthly Archives: May 2012

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Feels Like The First Time

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ImageCan you think back on those moments in your life when you feel like the course of your path is changing, but for the better? I just had to start writing this post because the universe seems to be turning its cosmic axis where I’m finally understanding myself and what I want from life. It might be a fleeting moment and that leaves me anxious so I feel I must grab onto it like a balloon and try not to let it float away. The play I have been rambling about for the last month “Midsummer Nights Dream” has finally come to an end. We received so much love, admiration, and praise for this show that it blew my mind. Every time I had a friend or family member in the audience I was so afraid they weren’t going to like the performance and when I walked out the stage door to see their reaction I would take a deep breathe. To my surprise I was always welcomed with huge smiles, hugs, and kindness. There is no better feeling for an actor to know you affected someone’s soul in a small way. ImageOne Saturday evening during intermission we all participated in something behind the scenes on Broadway. Its a fun way on Twitter to peek into some of Theater’s biggest names as well as smaller venues to see what the actors are up to before they go on stage for the Second Act of the show. Its hash-tag is #SIP which stands for Saturday Intermission Picture. I was stoked to see we made such headlines as Broadway World.com and Broadway Spotted.com. We were blessed with a wonderful cast, director and composer Ian McDonald; founding member of the band Foreigner. Being a fan of classic rock this was such a treat for me. He was such a sweet man but didn’t quite like my fondness for Adam Ant’s music as we played the juke box at the cast party. Image

As fast as the show came is as fast as it blew by. Its a bitter-sweet moment to end a show. The mere fact that that specific production will never be seen by the eyes of anyone again is a bit daunting. You think back of all the relationships that are made during rehearsals and the late nights of struggling through practicing lines and choreography and when you think the day was done, we all had to gather in the audience chairs and wait for our notes on how to be better. I remind myself of those moments and how the struggle of putting a show together makes you stronger as a cast. That’s where the “sweet” comes in. Ending a show is a like a badge of honor. You have made it through the dark forest and prevailed. The next adventure awaits you. Which brings me to the other reason I jumped onto my keyboard just now. The day after Midsummer Nights Dream ended, I was contacted to audition for a SYFY kinda film. I was a bit hesitant due to the subject matter. As I read the script my mouth dropped even more with every page. It mentions drugs, goddesses, worshipping animal-people, and murder. What in the world was I about to get myself into??!!! I just got out of a fun loving comedy play and now I have to find my inner “crazy” to get the guts and audition. I put on my big girl brave pants and traveled to Brooklyn to deliver my monologue. I was so relieved to know the director and crew were very accommodating and exceptionally interesting. So, that’s that good part, it was a fun experience. Bad part…..the waiting to hear if I actually got the role. I have spent the majority of my day checking my email more then necessary. In last efforts to save myself from Iphone overdoes, I hid it in the bottom of my laundry basket and decided to write out my screaming meemies. Oh no..I can check my mail on my macbook. I-Temptress.

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Can I Be A Superhero

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Surprise!  I’m back.  The show I am doing is pretty exhausting so it has taken up a lot of my time but, it’s a great feeling to know that everyday you get up for something you love and you have a performance to go to.  I actually enjoy the routine of hopping on the train and then running into the theater for our actor notes.  We have a dance call everyday just to make sure we are warmed up and then its time for hair and makeup.  Its pretty relaxing to be in your own chair staring into the mirror and focusing on applying glitter, rinestones, and flowers to transform me into a faery.  Instead of worrying about who is in the audience or if I am going to flub up on lines, I have a specific task to get done and it eases me into the play of Midsummer Nights Dream.

On my down time I have been able to get in a viewing of The Advengers movie, and that was totally fun.  I didn’t think I would like it as much as I did so, right after the movie I ran to the nearest movie store and bought up Thor, Captain America, and Iron Man.  The rest of the evening was spent in a Marvel Marathon.  Between watching superhero movies and then recently getting into The Game of Thrones series I am determined to become a warrior of some sort.  I want to fly through the air and play with dragons while saving those in need of help.  I need to figure out what my power would be or my hero identity.  I’m thinking something along the lines of shooting a sparkle force field around bad guys so they can’t move and maybe riding a flying unicorn.  It would be nice to be able to destroy evil with rainbows like the Care Bears did.  Hmmmm…that doesn’t sounds very bad ass.  I gotta keep working on this idea.  Suggestions needed please…..

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BEST NEW ANTI-DIET

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If you haven’t heard, there is a lot of emphasis in the actor community on appearance.  The majority of stars are gorgeous, thin, tall, and pleasing to the eye.  Anyone else: is in the category of a “character actor.”  I’m guessing that anyone who is average looking or shaped is put into a sub-par level in the industry.  I am here to put a stop to “normal person discrimination.”  I have developed  THE AVERAGE ACTORS WORK OUT GUIDE.  Step number 1:  Lets talk about empty calories.  I’m assuming as some of us artists got older, we were unaware of the cute little lbs. we can pack on due to certain alcoholic beverages.  You no longer can enjoy glasses of wine and beer as you weep over your rejection from auditions and the fact you no longer can do a dance split (I may or may not be talking about myself).  I recommend sticking with straight vodka (only 80 calories per ounce) and getting your wastey pants on faster so you don’t drink as much.  Step number 2:  Before you indulge in your liquid treats, use them in your exercise routine.  Whether you secretly bring home a case of Miller Lite or a Box O’ Wine, you can be using these items as weight lifts.  Before you put the boxes in your fridge make the best of the situation and do 3 to 4 reps of bicep curls to get those Madonna cut arms.  Forget Tracy Anderson.

Step number 3:  Don’t forget how you worked out as a child.  I recommend you hit up your local park and challenge some 8 year olds in a Swing Set competition.  Place your bum bum on a swing and remember the times you tried to pump your legs so high that you could possibly flip over the top bar of the swing set.  I have been practicing late at night when kids are asleep.  I believe it gives me an edge against the youth and I get quality time without being disturbed during my workout.  Step number 4:  This is not for the weak so, I recommend hitting the black market of your local inner city neighborhood and getting yourself a “tape worm.”  Its an old Russian concept on how to connect with your inner mental and physical pain.  Truly how hard can it be and if the results are rewarding, what more could you want?  Lastly Step number 5:  This is for my fellow Vegans/Vegetarians who have difficulty in finding a good meal plan.  Dear friends, you are in luck because it is Spring and that means plants are in bloom.  If you are an artist of some sort that usually means your wallets are tight and indulging on vegetables from the local Farmers’ Market can be a dream not easily obtained.  I have the answer for you.  Many people over look these gorgeous weeds but, dandelions, as well as honeysuckles make for a good source of supplements and they are free.  I remember eating them as a kid and I seem to have turned out alright.  Look at me now…I have just created my own Dietary Program for those in need.  Enjoy! xo p.s.–The Surgeon General did not approve this program.  This is not a real, please don’t try this.